Ashleigh Ro Warren Get 50 free post ideas →

12 years · $175M tracked

You can sell. You just can’t sell yourself.

Fifty post ideas every Wednesday.

Free.

The kind people save, share, and then quietly buy from.

MrBeastPost MalonePharrell Williams, HumanraceA clientSteve Aoki, Dim MakA client

60,000+ creators, entrepreneurs and brands served.

Ashleigh Ro Warren, in a black beanie, hands folded
4,000
signups in a day, one campaign, Shark Tank brand
+$37k
one women’s apparel brand, one month, $60k to $97k
840%
ROAS, turning a creator podcast audience into a merch store

Client results, not typical.

“We got 4k signups yesterday.

That is a shit ton of emails.

We are getting a shit ton of emails and IG followers from this.”

Bruno Aschidamini · Sand Cloud

HBO Max, Forbes, Cosmopolitan, Amazon #1 Best Seller, Variety, Allure

Everything here

You don’t have a content problem. You have a distance problem.

Close it and they buy from you.

Receipts below.

Close it and they follow you, on purpose, not by accident.

Close it and posting stops feeling like yelling into a parking garage.

Ashleigh in a black beanie and sunglasses, mouth open at a gelato cone twice the size of hers

Let the distance eat. I’ll be in Italy with two scoops of pistachio.

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Your post died before you typed a word of it. Fifty that won’t, every Wednesday.

Ashleigh in a black beanie and glasses holding up one finger, deadpan

This is the face of someone who just read your caption.

Two hundred views.

Four likes. One of them was your mom.

You already know how the next thirty end.

The problem was never the caption.

It was who the post was for.

Every Wednesday, fifty ideas written for one person in one moment, the way a post has to be to get saved, shared and bought from.

You read until one sounds like somebody you actually know.

You post it before the coffee goes cold.

Use three. Delete the other forty-seven.

It’s free either way.

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Idea 01 / 10

Post idea for accountant: You can do the reconciliation in your sleep and still feel like you have no idea what you’re doing.
Post idea for artist: You photographed the finished piece six times in different light and still haven’t posted it.
Post idea for a boss lady: You checked the business account before you had coffee again.
Post idea for business coach: You rebooked the same discovery call three times so your calendar would look fuller.
Post idea for content creator: You checked the analytics before you even got out of bed.
Post idea for dietitian: A patient just told me their coach said carbs at night are poison. I have ten minutes left.
Post idea for activist: You checked the organizing Signal thread before you got out of bed. Again.
Post idea for anxious: You rewrote the same text four times, sent it, then reopened the thread to check if it sounded cold.
Post idea for autistic: You said you’d start once the move was done, once the new job settled, once your energy came back.
Post idea for boomer: You printed the bank statement, read it twice, then found the one charge you didn’t recognize.

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Undiagnosed · the app

Every test came back fine. I was not fine.

Four years. Six portals.

Forty times starting the story over.

You can run a business out of a body that keeps quitting.

Ashleigh wired up for an EEG, electrodes taped to her head, eyes wide over a mask

Forty electrodes. Still fine, apparently.

Ask me how.

Actually don’t, I built an app so you wouldn’t have to.

So I built the thing I kept wishing I had in those waiting rooms.

See Undiagnosed →

Why me

$2.3M from zero. $497,090 in ten days. 840% ROAS.

Twelve years in growth marketing, almost all of it on social.

$175M in tracked social sales across 100+ brands and creators.

Six of those accounts here, with the dashboards.

56.7x

merch revenue for a musician, up 5,570%.

No tour, no album.

$497,090

in ten days on TikTok and Instagram.

Zero paid influencers.

$2.3M

hair care brand built from zero in eight months, starting with an empty list.

840%

ROAS turning a podcast audience into a store that stands on its own.

$634K

in digital product sales in eight months, on cold email alone.

8.6%

conversion rate taking a content creator into ecommerce.

4x on new customers.

Client engagements, not typical, and not a promise about your account.

Every figure is the client’s own reported number over the window named.

The dashboards

The screens behind those numbers, dated, with the column that matters in shot.

Post Malone merch ads
Post Malone 56.7x merch revenue
Shopify sales by traffic source over ten days
$497,090 in ten days, no paid influencers
Kerotin Hair Care ads
Kerotin $2.3M from zero
Full Send merch ads
NELK, Full Send 840% ROAS
Sand Cloud ads manager totals
Sand Cloud $1.67M spent, $10.36M back
Cloak monthly snapshot
Cloak $1.9M in a month, 4.08% CVR

All of it, with the brands I can name →

In their words

$175M in tracked social sales. The people it belonged to, in their words.

“Less an agency and more an extension of who we are.

They have been an engine of our business’s considerable growth.”

Brian Mann Cloak · 460% increase in prospecting ROI

All six, in their own words →

Ashleigh crossing the street with flowers and an iced coffee

Flowers and an iced coffee. Nobody was on the clock.

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Consultations don’t happen in my DMs, over email, or on my cell if you happen to have the number.

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No Zoom link, no free brain-picking session.

Ashleigh with Kim Cattrall at 92NY in New York

Kim Cattrall, 92NY. She interviewed me and my castmates about the show. Not a client. Still not over it.

About me

Hand me a stranger’s brand and I’ll sell it. My own took two years offline.

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Before you ask

The questions I get. Answered here, and again if you ask. I repeat myself all day.

Ashleigh in a pink beanie and gray blazer laughing while Jess grins over her shoulder at golden hour

Golden hour. Still answering questions.

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What’s the difference between the free fifty and the paid twenty?

The free fifty are built to be seen.

They start with a feeling somebody is having at eleven at night, and they earn attention on their own.

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Wednesday is the free fifty, one email.

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I’d be joining partway through the book. Do I get the chapters I missed?

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Read them in a weekend or one a night.

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Nobody starts behind.

I’ve never posted anything. Is this for me?

Not yet, and I’d rather say so than take your email under false pretenses.

The fifty assume you’ve been posting and it isn’t working.

If you haven’t started: pick one platform, post twelve times, don’t judge any of them.

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Who are you when you’re not making things like this?

I run a growth agency, and this page is not it.

Before that I built and closed So Social, a seven-figure creator marketing agency.

Everything here exists because the client work kept showing me what people pay consultants to fix that should have been a tool or a book instead.

Undiagnosed is the exception.

That one came out of my own life.

Why is there a health app on a marketing site?

Because you can be more than one thing, and so can a site.

I’ve been undiagnosed for four years with my records scattered across six portals, so I built the thing I needed.

Plenty of the people who read my work are running a business out of a body that isn’t cooperating.

Nobody builds for that person.

I did.

I spend six figures a quarter on acquisition. What do you actually do?

Funnels, offers, paid acquisition, and the pages people buy from.

Usually I touch the offer and the landing page before I touch the media.

Most accounts I see are paying to send traffic at something that was never going to convert.

That’s the work on the case studies page.

Bring the account to a PopCall and I’ll tell you whether it’s the media or the page.

Do you take on clients?

Yes, through my growth agency.

It doesn’t contract through this page.

I don’t quote numbers on a website, because the number depends on what you’re actually trying to fix.

Fastest way in is PopCall, by the minute.

Most calls run eight to twelve.

We talk, I tell you whether I’m the right person, and if it turns into a project we price it there.

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Return shipping is on you.

Is this whole site a funnel?

Obviously. I build funnels for a living, so it’d be strange if mine were an accident.

The thing at the top is free.

The newsletter price is printed on the page instead of hiding behind a paywall.

So are the book prices, and the rate on my time.

There’s no countdown pretending you have to decide tonight.

Every price here is printed on the page except one.

Undiagnosed, and I say why on its own page.

Where this goes

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